YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER
march seaweed snack
august lentil meatloaf
I’m like Brooke Candy’s protege.
January Orange Beef. Well…. °u°
May coffee. Meh.
February Fried Rice???????
March Popsicle. hello! ^^)
December Edamame? Yo I’m exotic as fuck
July sweet potato.
October Sauerkraut Mashed Potatoes… ok?
The beard is back in business.
"OMG I HATE HOW TUMBLR HATES ON STRAIGHT PEOPLE, WHY DO THEY HAVE TO [probably didn’t happen] AND [needs citation]. MAKING FUN OF STRAIGHT PEOPLE IS [false equivalence]. IT’S LIKE [an analogy so poorly researched it would be more accurate to call it a lie]"