nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

yvonneemilie:

becausebirds:

Have you seen a Toco Toucan hop down stairs lately? Or a Keel-billed Toucan bathe with a glass of restaurant water?

ahhhhh!

cynicalwolf:

tiberium-hyrule:

bootythunderclap:

youbettertwerkbitchh:

neodarkstar:

wkdart:

zollith:

leeshoron:

nourishyourturtleheart:

bearhuggr:

queeristic:

ruthlessbaderginsburg:

quamraeros:

skeetshoot:

harinef:

sideeyesemoji:

fenner73:

scrapes:

lesterbangs73:

october quesadilla

november nachos

march seaweed snack

february focaccia

october quinoa

august lentil meatloaf

June VeggiePizza

June Ass
#hairtoss

APRIL COOKIE
I’m like Brooke Candy’s protege. 

March Tuna

february triscuit

January Orange Beef. Well…. °u°

May coffee. Meh.

February Fried Rice???????

March Popsicle. hello! ^^)

December Edamame? Yo I’m exotic as fuck

July sweet potato.

October Penne

October Sauerkraut Mashed Potatoes… ok?

July Milanesa??

cynicalwolf:

tiberium-hyrule:

bootythunderclap:

youbettertwerkbitchh:

neodarkstar:

wkdart:

zollith:

leeshoron:

nourishyourturtleheart:

bearhuggr:

queeristic:

ruthlessbaderginsburg:

quamraeros:

skeetshoot:

harinef:

sideeyesemoji:

fenner73:

scrapes:

lesterbangs73:

october quesadilla

november nachos

march seaweed snack

february focaccia

october quinoa

august lentil meatloaf

June VeggiePizza

June Ass

#hairtoss

APRIL COOKIE

I’m like Brooke Candy’s protege. 

March Tuna

february triscuit

January Orange Beef. Well…. °u°

May coffee. Meh.

February Fried Rice???????

March Popsicle. hello! ^^)

December Edamame? Yo I’m exotic as fuck

July sweet potato.

October Penne

October Sauerkraut Mashed Potatoes… ok?

July Milanesa??

The beard is back in business.

The beard is back in business.

neutralmiltankhotel:

"OMG I HATE HOW TUMBLR HATES ON STRAIGHT PEOPLE, WHY DO THEY HAVE TO [probably didn’t happen] AND [needs citation]. MAKING FUN OF STRAIGHT PEOPLE IS [false equivalence]. IT’S LIKE [an analogy so poorly researched it would be more accurate to call it a lie]"